Lila and Boyd's Dictionary. Entry #1:

If you know Lila and I, we have a rich lexicon of, uh made-up words. So it's high time I start defining and explaining them for the rest of you. And to kick things off, I selected 'skwrong.' I have to say this is one of our all-time favorite words.

-Boyd

Skrong [sk-rong]

- noun

1. Ununattractive skirt. Although not limited to skirts, any clothing that is flowy and shapeless. ie. Hippie outfits.

2. idiot, putz

3. hippie

- adjective

4. very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.

5. hippie-like appearance

Alternate spelling, skwrong

[compound of 'so wrong sarong']

It eats it

And so it begins